Harley Humor

Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

Q-Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?
A-So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop

Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?
A- A pick-up truck.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road

Q: How do you tell if a Harley rider has had sex?
A: His middle finger is clean.

Q: What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
A: Sturgis !

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.

Q: How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
A: Both have pricks on their back.

Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory.

Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A: The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Q: Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
A: To be able to tell if they're moving or not !